This year I've been busy!
In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, maryread (-5000 points). In August bibliofile and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I bought porn for gerisullivan (-10 points). Last Friday I pushed pnh in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5777 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!