Apparently I hear really well for someone with tinnitis, some low frequency rolloff in one ear and definite high frequency rolloff in the other ear. Especially with "static" interference. My local tattoo artist is not available for a couple of weeks. Hm, it looks as if I can't really fill out the census form for two weeks, since the effective date is 1 April. A lot can happen in two weeks. And balsamic-pickled onions win.